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Feb
6th
Sat
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Who inspires you the most?

I don’t have idols, but different people inspire me at different times depending what I’m doing at that time.

Ask me anything

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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Ostrich Sausages, Kangeroo Burgers

Ask me anything

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If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?

Bacon would be my favorite; but I’d say oatmeal to be sensible.

Ask me anything

Feb
5th
Fri
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CBX has all of your Superbowl beer needs covered!

Superbowl Celebration Growler Event (2/6-2/7)
Starting Saturday at opening they’ll be filling growlers of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale for $8!  They don’t know how long this will last, but they have a good bit and it should be available all day Saturday and Superbowl Sunday.  Swing by and fill up a growler or two of Celebration!

New in Bottles/Back in Stock
Boulder Mojo Risin’ Double IPA
Great Divide Saint Bridget’s Porter
Highland 2008 Imperial Black Mocha Stout
Hoppin’ Frog Mean Manalishi Double IPA
Hoppin’ Frog Silk Porter
Hoppin Frog BORIS the Crusher Imperial Stout
New Belgium Ranger IPA
Southern Tier Unearthly IPA
Sweetwater Happy Ending Charleston Brewvival (2/27)
Don’t forget to get your tickets for their exciting craft beer festival coming up February 27th in North Charleston!  Go to CharlestonBrewvival.com for all the info.  The brewery/beer list keeps getting better and better!  Please follow Brewvival on Facebook and Twitter for real-time news and updates!

Cheers!The Charleston Beer Exchange
14 Exchange St.
Charleston, SC 29401
843.577.5446
www.thecharlestonbeerexchange.com

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Feb
3rd
Wed
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Whatever, Anything, You Decide

We don’t understand Women: Their “Whatever” “Anything” OR “You Decide” 1 . (Whatever)

Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don’t we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don’t we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan, today too?
Men: Hmm….. I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever.. 2. (Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It’s been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it’s a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything 3. (You decide)

Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it… for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can’t walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s have dinner first?
Women: Whatever…
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..

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Feb
2nd
Tue
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Government Cat

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said, “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a
10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without
spilling a drop

into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, “What
can your cat do?” The Government Employee called his cat and said, “CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.”

Coffee Break jumped to his feet……. ate the cookies……..

drank the milk…….. shat on the paper…….

screwed the other three cats…….. claimed he injured his back while doing so…….

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions……. put in for Workers Compensation……………and

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave………… AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!

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