December 2009
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Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone? →
Do you have any information about this lost dog?
Late night tumble
Indeed! I am typing this in the dark from under the covers on my Blackberry at a little after the hour of two in the morning. Oh, the excitement of it all!
“oh bugger off!”
– Me
108 Skydivers Set New Freefly World Record
There’s nothing like plunging in headfirst if you enjoy high-adrenaline sports such as sky-diving. This is just what this group of 108 daredevils did as they set about breaking a record in the skies above America. Hitting speeds of up to 180mph after they jumped from 18,000ft, they had 40 seconds of freefall to find each other and complete their formation. Once complete, it was largest...
Do You Feel Stupid? Read These!
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” —Miss Alabama in...
The Fate Of G.W Bush
George W. Bush dies. Obviously he goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him. ‘I’m not sure what to do’ says the Devil. ‘You’re on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I’m going to have to let someone else go. I’ve got three folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but...
Why men shouldn't write advice columns
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25 Best Cyber Cafes in India
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Mans best friend
Suryia and Roscoe live at the Tigers sanctuary in Myrtle Beach , South Carolina The orangutan was in the rescue centre and was not doing well. This old hound wandered in truly emaciated and the orangutan took to him the moment the dog arrived. He stayed with the hound night and day until he was well and during the process found a reason to live. They are now inseparable. A...
A Big Thank You
I just want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a public toilet door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can’t use the remote in a hotelroom because I don’t know...
Interesting Bridges
Pedestrian Bridge, Texas This beautiful arched bridge in Lake Austin was build byMiro Rivera Architects and is used to connect the Client’s’ main house to the smaller guest house on the other side of the pond. To make the bridge seem as natural as possible within its surroundings, They made the decking and reed-like hand rails imperfect but still structurally sound. ...
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National Geographic's International Photography...
Collected below are 25 images from the three categories of People, Places and Nature. Captions were written by the individual photographers. (25 photos total) Nazroo, a mahout (elephant driver), poses for a portrait while taking his elephant, Rajan, out for a swim in front of Radha Nagar Beach in Havelock, Andaman Islands. Rajan is one of the few elephants in Havelock that can swim, so...
Wow!
Some images that are just a little out of the ordinary that may make you step back and say “Wow!” Personally, I am most impressed with this first image. I have to wonder if it actually sounds as good as it looks though! Posted via email from Eyebeemania | Comment »
What Does Marriage Mean...
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AL Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods
image001.jpg@01CA74FE.7FA00870” width=”500” />The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls. “Why is it that a...
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Even More People Of Walmart
Shopping made interesting. Just when you thought you had seen them all…… Am I the only one who can’t look into her eyes? Seriously, part of me feels as if I’m sneaking a peak into a mythological creature that I really shouldn’t be allowed to look at. Nevada This dude would even look out of...
How To Stay Young
Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay ‘them. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever, even ham radio. Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name...
Near Death Experience
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live..” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. ...
Bragging Catholics
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, ‘My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’ ‘. The second Catholic man chirps, ‘My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace”. The third Catholic gent says, ‘My son is a cardinal....
The People of Wal-Mart! They just keep coming →
More hilarity from those Wal-Mart shoppers…
The People of Wal-Mart! They just keep coming
Wow, nothing says “I know how to make friends” like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting! Ohio If this was elementary school that effort wouldn’t even get a participation sticker. Awful. Just awful. California Dear young females out there, remember when your parents said you would regret that lower back tattoo because it won’t look sexy...
A Love Story With A Happy Ending
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife “I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,” he answered. “I’m going to...
Worst Day Of My Life
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: ” Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man...
Screw The Jet Set!
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I’ve aged, I’ve become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I’ve become my own friend. I don’t chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn’t need, but looks...
Rare Beer Tuesday with New Holland Brewing at CBX
Rare Beer Tuesday (12/8) As you probably know, every Tuesday at 5pm we tap something extraordinary on the growler station for growler fills. This week we have a double feature! From New Holland Brewing Company, out of Holland, Michigan, we are thrilled to have Dragon’s Milk Ale Aged in Oak Barrels and Pilgrim’s Dole Wheat Wine! Both of these wonderful beers are extremely rare to...
Would you like any of these for Christmas?
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Google Public DNS →
Google has announced the launch of Google Public DNS. It’s an alternative domain name service available to any Internet user.
IT can replace the DNS that are typically provided by…
How Does YOUR Garden Grow?
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Google Public DNS →
Google has announced the launch of Google Public DNS. It’s an alternative domain name service available to any Internet user.
IT can replace the DNS that are typically provided by…
Beer Dinner - Charleston SC
Where: Ted’s Butcherblock When: Thursday, December 10; 7:15 - 9 p.m. Cost: $30 per person. Space is limited and reservations are required and may be made by calling 843-577-0094 or e-mailing ted@tedsbutcherblock.com. This month’s beer dinner spotlights craft beers from award-winning brewery and brewpub, Victory Brewing Company in Philadelphia. In the spirit of the holidays, all...
Let Them Eat Cake
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What is Beer? | Ubersuper
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The Definition of Funny
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